Grand Theft Autobot

Vinnie peered around the corner and saw it, a sweet ride just begging to be jacked. Smooth white lines with blue detailing and a spoiler like no other. Nearly salivating at the thought of all the cash he could score on such a ride, Vinnie creeped closer to the car. He saw no one else around for blocks.

Almost not daring to hope, Vinnie tried the door--it was unlocked! Unbelievable! He'd have the dough in his pocket before midnight. Plenty of time to go out and get pissed.

Vinnie quickly ducked into the car and slammed the door behind him. He leaned under the dash, looking for the wires to jump start the vehicle when he felt and odd rumbling under the sheet...

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Jazz strolled into the Autobot HQ, whistling the latest pop hit he had heard on the way over.

"Where ya been?" asked Bumblebee, looking up from his computer.

"Caught some z's out by the club," Jazz replied.

"Hey, you've got a little stain right about here," Bumblebee pointed to his torse.

Jazz looked down and indeed see the stain. A small trickle of red. "That's odd. I wonder where that came from?"