10. You like milkshakes only because most ice cream is "too hard to chew."
9. You hire a valet exclusively to tell your butler what to do.
8. You develop telekinetic powers so you don't have to get up off the couch.
7. You call a taxi to take you to pick up the newspaper at the end of your driveway.
6. You start reading books, but don't get much further than the second or third word. In the title.
5. Procrastination is way too much work for you.
4. The Chinese takeout place is surprised when you don't
call them for dinner.
3. Ah, forget it.