Phlogiston

Tuesday, July 03, 2007

Read All About It

Actual headlines I have seen lately:
  • Price of Machetes Drops After Elections
  • Woman Still Likes Gorilla Despite Attack
  • Man Busted While Drunk Driving in Wheelchair
  • Organ Donor Show to Go On Despite Criticism
  • Officials Order Expo Crown to Clap, Have Fun
  • Man Set for Execution Wants to Die Laughing

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