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Name: Keelium
Symbol: Ke
Atomic Number: 132
Chemical Series: Geekinides
Appearance: Hairy
Standard Atomic Weight: None of your business!
Standard State: New York
Density: Yes
Boiling Point: When the "express line" isn't
Melting Point: Romantic candles and Kenny G CD
Crystal Structure: Lite
Uses: None known as of yet