To Serve (and Protect) Man

Twilight Zone Police Department
Daily Blotter Sept. 22, 1963

9:43 a.m. Responded to report of accident at 111 Sohl Ave. Officers at the scene had to calm the wife of the victim, who had fallen down the stairs to his death. The wife claimed that her daughter's Talky Tiny doll had killed her husband and was threatening her. Paramedics on the scene adminstered sedatives to the woman.

11:22 a.m. Reports of a drunk and disorderly customer at Ray's Pub on Bradbury Rd. Officers escorted a tall caucasian man from the premises. The man claimed that he had been a successful jockey only the previous day, when he wished to be a "big man." The suspect was detained at the station overnight to sleep off his alcoholic stupor.

1:07 p.m. Investigated reports of neighboring town disappearing. Officers found only cornfields where the town was reported to be.

3:59 p.m. Reported noise violation at the Johnson Rest Home for the Aged. Officers report that the building was crowded with young kids playing kick the can.

8:31 p.m. After receiving a tip from the hotel's laundry man, officers report to Carson House only to find a grisly quadruple murder-suicide. Officers confiscate items recently stolen from a nearby antique store at the scene.