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Claim jumped?

Injured by a burro?

Whiskey bottle shot out of your hand by irate cattle rustlers?

Then you need the law offices of Gabby, Gabby & Moskowitz.

We've been fighting for the rights of comical old prospectors since the gold rush of '49. And we guarantee results in your favor or we waive the consultation fee of one gold nugget. Here are just a few of our more successful cases.

Cookie Adams was tragically scarred when a passing stampede kicked over his campfire and splashed him with the hot chili he had been preparing. We successfully sued the owners of the cattle and the blacksmith who forged the cooking pot for over $12,000 in damages and a new bandana.

Ol' Toothless Joe was barred from the Spur Hill Saloon because of his rank odor and constant swearing. We sued the establishment for discrimination and, while Joe still cannot enter the saloon, he gets all the rye he can drink as long as stays behind the building.

So no matter what your problem, we'll see to that you get what you deserve.

The Law Offices of Gabby, Gabby & Moskowitz
"We're On Your Side, Consarnit"