Dear Lairowner

Mrs. Tiamat:

It has come to our attention that the state of your property is currently in violation of several rules and statues set down in the Wyrmhills Association Lair Guidelines. Specifically:

• The path to your lair is marked with over a dozen helmeted heads on pikes. According to rule #7a, you are allowed no more than three (3) lawn decorations of this manner.
• The ashes of several parties of adventurers are scattered about the rear of your lair. Please refer to rule #13c for rules on proper disposal of your trash.
• Other Wyrmhills residents have been forced to pick up golden goblets, silver platters, and platinum crowns that have spilled forth from your lair. If you need additional space for your horde, you may petition the Lairowners' Association under rule #1a.

In addition, you have been cited a number of times due to noise violations. If you must sacrifice a virgin on your property, please do so before 9:00p.m.

Please rectify these problems within a month, or fines will be levied against you.

Mr. Jormungandr
President
Wyrmhills Lairowners' Association