Rebranding

By now, you'll have noticed a slight change in the site's design. The reason for it is quite simple. In a midnight business deal, Phlogiston and its parent company JöKular were bought out by Time-Warner for quite a substantial amount of money and pornography. Plus, I was having some trouble with the other template.

Nevertheless, I feel like I need to reassure you, my readers, by reprinting the Phlogiston mission statement:

Phlogiston is committed (or it should be, har!) to bringing its nearly half-dozen readers the kind of humor they've come to expect from rejected Somethingawful.com ideas, as well as numerous shoddily fashioned fake photos and at least one reference to an 80s Saturday-morning cartoon per week. If not completely satisfied, please return unused portion for a full refund.