Final Examination

*click*

"Subject is Caucasian male, between 25 and 28 years of age, 193 pounds. Multiple gunshot wounds to the chest and abdomen, likely cause of death. Additional contusions to the face and neck. Except for a uniform pallor to the skin over the entire body, no other visible sign of injury. Making first incision along the sternum...now cutting open the rib cage...Hmm. Heart has definitely been pierced by several bullets, removing the slugs now. One, two...and three. They appear to be .45 calibre and must have been fired from some distance to remain in the body. Now checking the stomach...there seems to be the remnants of some buckshot, as from a shotgun blast, within the cav--Agh! Sorry, the subject's arms slipped off the table and brushed against my leg. Gave me a bit of a scare. As I was saying, there is shot--What the hell?! Christ, no! This can't be happening! Let go of me! Help! HELP!! AIIIIEEEEEEEE!!!!"

*sounds of low moaning and crunching bones*