Phlogiston

Saturday, April 22, 2006

Five Things About Me...

...that I'll never explain.

  1. Why I'm no longer allowed within the city limits of Rutland, Vermont.
  2. Why I have a tattoo of Don Knotts sitting on a ship's anchor on my shoulder.
  3. Why my name is considered a swear word in Farsi.
  4. Why I have a collection of used bindles stashed under my bed.
  5. How I became a member in good standing of the Trilateral Commission.

2 Comments:

  • What the heck is a bindle?

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 6:23 PM  

  • I *can* answer this question.

    You might know a bindle as "the stick with a handkerchief tied to the end that hoboes carry around."

    By Blogger Keeley, at 7:36 PM  

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