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Friday, April 28, 2006

Table 4-78

11th-Level Office Encounters

d%: Number of Creatues and Kind
01-05: 1d4 starving interns
06-15: 1d3 creeps, older and 1 creep, younger
16-19: 1d6+1 cube farmers
20-22: 1 12th-level dullard
23-28: 1d8+2 dire secretaries
29-45: 1d2 marketers (demon)
46-59: 1 manager [See Table 4-88: Random Managers]
60-66: 1d3+1 temps, clay
67-82: 1d6+3 working stiffs (undead)
83-88: 1d4 movers and 1d6 shakers
89-94: 1 CEO [NPC level 1d3+7] and 1d2 yes-men
95-99: 1 hydra, Lernaean--1d3+7 heads
100: Roll twice on above table

3 Comments:

  • Funny. :D

    By Blogger Boulder Dude, at 5:25 PM  

  • Man, a handful of years ago I published three or four articles on "Everyday Monsters," which included Wandering Office Encounters.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 6:01 PM  

  • Thank you anonymous published stranger. Would I have read your work?

    By Blogger Keeley, at 12:08 PM  

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