Phlogiston

Friday, September 29, 2006

Checklist

Getting ready to leave for a weekend camping trip! Let me make sure I've got everything I'll need:
  • Sleeping bag
  • Pillow
  • New boots
  • Hunks of meat
  • Booze
  • Jenga tower (good emergency fuel source)
  • Sword
  • Cape
  • Puffy shirt
  • Tight velvet leggings
  • Bear repellent
  • Raccoon repellent
  • Squirrel repellent
  • Binoculaurs
  • Walking stick
  • Pool cue
  • Kerosene lamp
  • Flashlight
  • Flare gun
  • Squirt gun
  • Actual gun

Ok, that should do it. Now I just have to wait for my limo to arrive...

final nicoel nickname of the day: Lickety Split

1 Comments:

  • You forgot your zagnut bars, your ninja sword and your support bra. Not to mention your pet lemur and your spare mohawk.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1:24 AM  

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