From Dellarte Drinks

Introducing
HARLEQUINADE!

Pantaloons drooping? Whiteface smeared? Japes lost their jibe?

Then try the only sports drink fortified with vitamins and buffoonery! Endorsed by jester, clowns, and merry andrews all over the world!

Available in three stupidly delicious flavors: Zany Zest, Jackpudding, and Pickle Herring!

Look for the diamond-patterned bottle at a store near you!



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