IMPORTANT AND CONFIDENTIAL
MR. SKYWALKER,
I AM OCTAVIUS TYREE, THE PERSONAL ATTORNEY TO DARTH VADER, LORD OF THE SITH, HERE IN AFTER SHALL BE REFERRED TO AS MY CLIENT. MONTHS AGO, MY CLIENT AND HIS COUNTLESS CLONE STORMTROOPERS WERE KILLED IN THE DESTRUCTION OF THE FAMED DEATH STAR BY REBEL SOLDIERS.
SINCE THEN I HAVE MADE SEVERAL INQUIRIES THROUGHOUT THE GALAXY TO LOCATE ANY OF MY CLIENT'S EXTENDED RELATIVES, WHICH UNTIL NOW HAS PROVED ABORTIVE. AFTER MUCH RESEARCH, I UNCOVERED THE FACT THAT YOU HAVE THE SAME LAST NAME. I HAVE CONTACTED YOU TO ASSIST IN REPATRIATING THE FUND VALUED AT 122,000,000 IMPERIAL CREDITS LEFT BEHIND BY MY CLIENT BEFORE IT GET CONFISCATED OR DECLARED UNSERVICEABLE BY THE FIRST BANK OF ENDOR, WHERE THIS HUGE AMOUNT WAS DEPOSITED.
THEREFORE, ON RECEIPT OF YOUR POSITIVE RESPONSE, WE SHALL THEN DISCUSS THE PERCENTAGE THAT IS COMMING TO ME AFTER THE MONEY IS BEEN CREDITTED INTO YOUR CHOSEN ACCOUNT AND THE MODALITIES FOR SHARING IS AS FOLLOWS: 40% SHALL BE FOR ME AND 40% FOR YOU AND 20% WILL BE ALLOCATED FOR THE EXPENCES BOTH PARTIES INCURRED TO MAKING THIS TRANSACTION A SUCCESS.
I CAN ASSIST IN PROCURING THE NECESSARY INFORMATION AND LEGAL DOCUMENTS THAT MAY BE NEEDED TO ACTUALISE THIS PROPOSAL. ALL I REQUIRE FROM YOU IS YOUR HONEST CO-OPERATION TO ENABLE US SEE THIS TRANSACTION THROUGH. I GUARANTEE THAT THIS WILL BE EXECUTED UNDER A LEGITIMATE PLATFORM THAT WILL PROTECT YOU FROM ANY BREACH OF GALACTIC LAW.
UPON YOUR ACCEPTANCE TO ASSIST PLEASE SEND ME THE FOLLOWING FOR THE SERIOUS DISCUSSION: 1) YOUR FULL NAMES, 2) AGE, 3) CONTACT ADDRESS, 4) OCCUPATION, AND
5) HOME COORDINATES
I LOOK FORWARD TO HEAR FROM YOU SOONEST. PLEASE NOTE THAT THIS TRANSACTION MUST REMAIN CONFIDENTIAL AT ALL COST.
REGARDS
nicoel nickname of the day: The Funky Phantom
I AM OCTAVIUS TYREE, THE PERSONAL ATTORNEY TO DARTH VADER, LORD OF THE SITH, HERE IN AFTER SHALL BE REFERRED TO AS MY CLIENT. MONTHS AGO, MY CLIENT AND HIS COUNTLESS CLONE STORMTROOPERS WERE KILLED IN THE DESTRUCTION OF THE FAMED DEATH STAR BY REBEL SOLDIERS.
SINCE THEN I HAVE MADE SEVERAL INQUIRIES THROUGHOUT THE GALAXY TO LOCATE ANY OF MY CLIENT'S EXTENDED RELATIVES, WHICH UNTIL NOW HAS PROVED ABORTIVE. AFTER MUCH RESEARCH, I UNCOVERED THE FACT THAT YOU HAVE THE SAME LAST NAME. I HAVE CONTACTED YOU TO ASSIST IN REPATRIATING THE FUND VALUED AT 122,000,000 IMPERIAL CREDITS LEFT BEHIND BY MY CLIENT BEFORE IT GET CONFISCATED OR DECLARED UNSERVICEABLE BY THE FIRST BANK OF ENDOR, WHERE THIS HUGE AMOUNT WAS DEPOSITED.
THEREFORE, ON RECEIPT OF YOUR POSITIVE RESPONSE, WE SHALL THEN DISCUSS THE PERCENTAGE THAT IS COMMING TO ME AFTER THE MONEY IS BEEN CREDITTED INTO YOUR CHOSEN ACCOUNT AND THE MODALITIES FOR SHARING IS AS FOLLOWS: 40% SHALL BE FOR ME AND 40% FOR YOU AND 20% WILL BE ALLOCATED FOR THE EXPENCES BOTH PARTIES INCURRED TO MAKING THIS TRANSACTION A SUCCESS.
I CAN ASSIST IN PROCURING THE NECESSARY INFORMATION AND LEGAL DOCUMENTS THAT MAY BE NEEDED TO ACTUALISE THIS PROPOSAL. ALL I REQUIRE FROM YOU IS YOUR HONEST CO-OPERATION TO ENABLE US SEE THIS TRANSACTION THROUGH. I GUARANTEE THAT THIS WILL BE EXECUTED UNDER A LEGITIMATE PLATFORM THAT WILL PROTECT YOU FROM ANY BREACH OF GALACTIC LAW.
UPON YOUR ACCEPTANCE TO ASSIST PLEASE SEND ME THE FOLLOWING FOR THE SERIOUS DISCUSSION: 1) YOUR FULL NAMES, 2) AGE, 3) CONTACT ADDRESS, 4) OCCUPATION, AND
5) HOME COORDINATES
I LOOK FORWARD TO HEAR FROM YOU SOONEST. PLEASE NOTE THAT THIS TRANSACTION MUST REMAIN CONFIDENTIAL AT ALL COST.
REGARDS
nicoel nickname of the day: The Funky Phantom
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