The Care and Feeding of Your New Universe

Habitat
Keep your universe in a cool, dark place. Don't worry, a healthy universe will be able to produce just about everything it needs to survive!

Feeding
However, you will need to introduce new energy into your universe around every thousand years, or else it will eventually experience catastrophic entropy (or "heat death"). Acceptable forms of energy include heat, light, and lettuce.

Handling
While you are free to pick up and examine your universe at any time, you should refrain from interfering with it. A universe's natural laws are both complex and beautiful, and don't require you mucking about with them. NEVER shake your universe.

Common Problems
Your universe might, over time, develop sentient life. Do not worry, this absolutely normal though quite rare. However, no matter how adorable or misguided this sentient life may look, you must never make your presence known to it as this could cause a major theological error, which will void your universe's warranty.



nicoel nickanme of the day: K.C. (note: the rest of the table was referred to as "Sunshine Band")