Misquotes of the Day

"I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a T.G.I. Friday's and kill him."
Mark Twain

"Sometimes the appropriate response to reality is to go to Cracker Barrel."
Philip K. Dick

"Subdue your appetites, my dears, and you've conquered Stuckey's."
Charles Dickens

"To know the road ahead, ask those coming back from Chili's."
Chinese proverb

True, so true.



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