From the Desk of...Dr. Danger

To do:

• Put out want ads for new henchmen
• Buy mutated piranha food
• Pick up cloak from dry cleaners
• Replace neutron transistors in death ray (Radio Shack?)
• Fix trapdoor-release mechanism
• Kill do-gooder nemesis
• Call cable company (coupon!)

nicoel nickname of the day: Sloppy Jane