Welcome to PrognostiCo

Welcome aboard! This'll be your cubicle, the break room and bathrooms are just down the hall, and we have free donuts every other Friday. Now, if you don't mind stepping into my office for your five-year review...

...hmmm...Well, this is interesting. Looks like you'll be bounced around a couple of departments because of...oh, caught downloading pornography onto your company laptop. Tsk, tsk, that's not good. And you'll also have to go through one of our sexual harrassment seminars, ah, but it looks like you'll turn things around and be a model employee for a few months. Oh, until the incident with the coffee maker. Ugh. Disgusting.

Hrm. I'm afraid that I'm going to have to let you go. It doesn't look like you'll work out here. Sorry about that and good luck in your future endeavors.