Just got my new Identitat in the post today. It's a shame I couldn't afford the Platinum Citizenship package. I hear they let you leave the country now and again with it! Guess I better start saving up plasticreds!

Now none of you go stealing my identity!
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At least the got rid of the retinal scanning. My wife had her left eye stolen during a mugging, and she hits me every time I make a pirate joke...
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Ted Carter, at 5:09 PM
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