Socratic Dialogue

socrateez: got a question for ya

playd'oh: hey soc sup?

socrateez: what is beauty?

playd'oh: yo mama!

socrateez: ΛΟΛ

socrateez: seriously tho, beauty? can u define it?

playd'oh: i guess its something I don't mind lookin at...

socrateez: such as?

playd'oh: like a flower or a painting or, of course, a hot babe!!

socrateez: ok, now say you're a woman, would that babe still be beautiful?

playd'oh: dood, u know i'd still hit it! and you'd want to watch!

socrateez: ΡΟΦΛΜΑΟ you horndog

socrateez: but my point is...is there a single ideal concept of beauty? or is it all in the eye of who's looking?

playd'oh: oh yeah, i see. pretty heavy.

play'doh: oops, gotta run to class. i'll think about this tho...