Roll For Initiative

For that special someone who is dating the dude who makes your 7th-level halfling fighter's life a living hell.

OR

Join the Smarmy!

Be a part of the United States Smarmy and become one of the best-trained, most dedicated, and oiliest Servile Officer in the world. The Smarm Forces of this great country are prepared to obsequiosly serve our country's self-interests whenever and wherever they are needed.

Join today and receive two years of sanctimonious training and up to $50,000 in unctuous benefits!

Any way you serve, you are smarmy strong.

You Can Really Taste the Kale

Another folder from the "Yes, this is actually true" file.

Ice Cucumber Pepsi

Seems like its a Japan-only product, but we here in the States can look forward to these other delicious beverages from the Pepsi-Cola Corporation:

• Mountain Dew Code Radiccio
• Aquafina Sparkling Water Chestnut
• Caffeine Free Pepsi Wild Escarole
• Lipton Brisk Yam Tea
• Sorrel Mist
• Okrade

Refreshing!

Self-Defining Words

recursive adj. see recursive

tautology n. needless repetition of an idea in different words, or a phrase that states the same thing twice

pleonasm n. the use of one or more or several words (or word-parts) than are completely and absolutely necessary to fully and clearly express a thought, idea, or concept

I CAN HAS PHILOSOFEE?

So Tired

...stick figure does a backflip onto a motorcycle blue city in flames dinosaurs stop the same house over and over again ouija board porn a credit card beeps covered in blood the troll gets called into the human resources office and super soldiers give a pop quiz to a giant flying alien...

And that's just in the webcomics I read today.