Dethember Approacheth
Start craning your neck skywards now to save time!
December 2006 Calendar of Celestial Events
Dec. 5 -- Full moon. Be sure to shake your head and say "It takes all kinds, huh?"
Dec. 14 -- Geminids meteor shower. Much cooler than that pussy-ass Leonid meteor shower. Leonid? More like Lame-o-nid!
Dec. 20 -- The winter solstice and a new moon! Turn off all your lights to experience the longest evening of utter darkness just like your primitive tree-dwelling ancestors.
Dec. 25 -- The return of Jesus.
December 2006 Calendar of Celestial Events
Dec. 5 -- Full moon. Be sure to shake your head and say "It takes all kinds, huh?"
Dec. 14 -- Geminids meteor shower. Much cooler than that pussy-ass Leonid meteor shower. Leonid? More like Lame-o-nid!
Dec. 20 -- The winter solstice and a new moon! Turn off all your lights to experience the longest evening of utter darkness just like your primitive tree-dwelling ancestors.
Dec. 25 -- The return of Jesus.
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